Europe kicks US Techs to the curb

With Friends like Trump, who needs enemies?

So, France just ripped out every American tech platform from their entire government. Microsoft Teams? Gone. Zoom? Fuck off. Gmail? Au revoir, dickhead.

That’s 2.5 million French workers no longer using American software. France is saving 30 million dollars a year that was flowing to Silicon Valley. Germany’s ditching Microsoft, saving 15 million euros. Austria, Denmark, and Switzerland - all jumping ship. This is BILLIONS walking out the door.

And why? Because you absolute Muppets that elected a guy so fucking unhinged that Europe decided depending on American technology is a national security threat.

Trump’s whole thing was bringing jobs back to America, right? Making America Great Again? Instead, this spray-tanned dipshit has fucked American tech companies so badly that Europe’s spending billions to build competitors. He’s literally creating rivals to Microsoft and Google through pure incompetence.

He threatened NATO allies like they’re real estate he can flip, and now they’re building their own internet. Microsoft’s desperately trying to calm everyone down while its biggest export market walks away.

China and Russia are fucking THRILLED. Putin’s praising Trump’s chaos. Trump’s doing more damage to American economic dominance than any foreign adversary ever could.

And the worst part? Seventy-five million Americans looked at this dumpster fire and voted for it TWICE. You elected someone so spectacularly stupid that he convinced Europe to ditch American products and build its own.

Congratulations, Trump voters. You wanted to own the libs. Instead, you owned American companies out of billions, destroyed American credibility, and handed economic opportunities to our competitors.

You voted for a Mango Mussolini Oompa Loompa motherfucker with the geopolitical sophistication of a swamp turd, and now American tech companies are paying the price.

France is giving America the finger. And honestly? Trump fucking earned it.